Are you a veteran cat burglar looking to turn yourself in? Or do you listen to NPR, drive a station wagon, and speak in an unthreatening manner? Then this shirt’s for you!

Standard American Style 2001 (Men)
This t-shirt is refined with a tailored fit; one of the softest and smoothest t-shirts ever made with the finest jersey cotton. It will shrink half a size in the dryer, so order one size larger than normal if you prefer a looser fit.
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